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Whatever she says is the lead story on the news or top feature on her variety show that day … it’s not.

The top story is staring the viewer right in the face.

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It’s a top bursting at the seams. Up-tops fighting to escape the bondage of a repressive blouse.

Free them, Carol Vonderman. Set them free.