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Yes, bacon freaks, there is a machine that exists specifically to cook your favorite thing in the world and it can be yours today, tomorrow or the next day.

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Nostalgia Electrics is selling a thing called Bacon Express.

Here’s what it does:

Easily cook up to 6-strips of regular or thick cut bacon in minutes with the Bacon Express! Vertical cooking drains away grease for healthier bacon! Removable non-stick cooking plate and insulated door liners make for easy cleanup. Making bacon is easier than ever! 

Easily cooked, easily cleaned, all bacon all the time.

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This 5.73-pound lean, mean, bacon-cooking machine apparently costs $30 at Bed, Bath & Beyond.


After all of these years we finally understand what the “beyond” part of the store means.

(H/t Gizmodo)

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