Yes, bacon freaks, there is a machine that exists specifically to cook your favorite thing in the world and it can be yours today, tomorrow or the next day.
Nostalgia Electrics is selling a thing called Bacon Express.
Here’s what it does:
Easily cook up to 6-strips of regular or thick cut bacon in minutes with the Bacon Express! Vertical cooking drains away grease for healthier bacon! Removable non-stick cooking plate and insulated door liners make for easy cleanup. Making bacon is easier than ever!
Easily cooked, easily cleaned, all bacon all the time.
This 5.73-pound lean, mean, bacon-cooking machine apparently costs $30 at Bed, Bath & Beyond.
After all of these years we finally understand what the “beyond” part of the store means.