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They’re calling this a pimple, but I’m fairly certain this person’s back is pregnant with a goblin or something. Whatever they did to this guy’s back to get it to ooze the way that it did, should never be repeated on anyone.

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I don’t care how big that pimple is or how much their life is in danger. You shouldn’t want to go on with your life if that thing was ever a part of it.

There’s not a single pair of surgical gloves that are thick enough to save me from touching anything that comes out of this person’s body. I’d handle poop—gloveless—before anything from those orifices.