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Hey, You Got Something To Eat? | The Onion - America's Finest News SourceFirst Faved : Apr 04 2008 by ms.kruseFaved : 1 time with noteViewed : 16 timesFave It!

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  • ms.kruse - Apr 04 2008 | The Onion, funny

    Funny.

    Quoted: You keeping a sandwich in your pocket for later? I'd be happy to eat it for you now. You don't even have to take it out of the bag. I'll eat the plastic and everything. Or tinfoil. Don't make no never mind to me. Do you got anything that I could put in my mouth for just a minute or two? Lemme know. I'll take it off your hands. No worries.

    • shiwani - Apr 04 2008

      LOL great byline.

    • Mesa_lover - Apr 05 2008

      Gaak! Voting machine is rigged. Anyhoo reminds me of a young friend who told me 'if it'll hold still I'll eat it. If it ain't holdin still I'll make it hold still and then I'll eat it.'

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