McSweeney's Internet Tendency: It's Decorative Gourd Season, Motherfuckers.First Faved : Oct 20 2009 by tfwrightFaved : 2 times with notesViewed : 3 timesFave It!
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- ms.kruse - Nov 02 2009 | funny, McSweeney's
Quoted: The next thing I'm going to do is carve one of the longer gourds into a perfect replica of the Mayflower as a shout-out to our Pilgrim forefathers. Then I'm going to do lines of blow off its hull with a hooker. Why? Because it's not summer, it's not winter, and it's not spring. Grab a calendar and pull your fucking heads out of your asses; it's fall, fuckers.
Quoted: Felonies and gourds have one very important commonality: they're both extremely fucking real.
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LOL, someone sent this to me and was like, "This reminds me of you." I wasn't sure what to say :)
They must have been thinking of your appreciation of all things autumnal.