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  • Sloane - Jan 20 2008 | People, funny, Blogging, movies

    Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris

  • Quoted: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
    There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
    Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
    The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
    There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
    Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
    The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
    Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
    Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
    Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

  • ricardo - Oct 09 2007 | funny

    Quoted: Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits. The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain. There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist. Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill. The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. Chuck Norris is my Homeboy. Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

  • Sijin - Sep 22 2007 | humor

    ha haha
    Quoted: Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris
    Thank you for the link Sixon :)

  • anhoni - Aug 21 2007 | funny

    Everything you ever wanted to know...about Chuck Norris. Por ejemplo: Chuck Norris' tears can cure cancer but he has never cried.

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  • chrisg - Aug 13 2006

    excellent

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  • huttonj - Aug 04 2006 | funny, Chuck Norris

    Hilarious Chuck Norris Site - the quotes crack me up, but the "make your own t-shirt using spreadshirt" area is jaw-dropping!

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  • Natalie - Apr 28 2006

    Speaking of Chuck, has anybody seen this Web site? It's hysterical.

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  • Favorites:
    "Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill."
    "Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won."
    "When Chuck Norris wants an egg, he cracks open a chicken."
    "Chuck Norris wipes his ass with chain mail and sandpaper."

  • deborealis - Mar 06 2006 | chuck norris

    booyah.

    Quoted: Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris

  • sung - Feb 28 2006 | funny

    LOL - sure, as long as you don't sneak up on me.... cause i almost nun-chucked you!

  • ms.kruse - Feb 28 2006 | funny

    Sung, this site is fricking HILARIOUS. Will you design me a shirt?

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  • sung - Feb 28 2006

    old to some - new to others. Check out Chuck Norris FACTS

    > Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING
    > Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
    > There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
    > There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

    Quoted: Top Ten Facts about Chuck Norris

  • lindsaymakesart - Feb 06 2006

    Oh. My. God. Funniest webpage I've seen in a while... maybe ever.

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  • this is amazingly funny... top 10 facts about chuck norris.

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  • dragonc - Jan 19 2006 | Chuck Norris

    bhaha

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  • Packski - Mar 19 2007
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  • yokimbo - Jan 20 2006 | humor, lists, del.icio.us

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