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Threatened pandas taught new sex moves - CNN.comFirst Faved : Mar 25 2008 by baoraoFaved : 1 time with noteViewed : 3 timesFave It!

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baorao - Mar 25 2008 | news, weird
Something you may not know about me. I don't like pandas. I know they're cute, but they are like the Terry Schiavo of the animal kingdom. They're doing everything they can to go extinct and we won't let them, just because people think they're cute. I don't have an ecological or ethical objection to the panda saving efforts, its just that these animals seem so content with going extinct that I have almost decided that enough is enough.
They don't eat meat, but instead eat berries and bamboo. They can't get much protein or energy from bamboo shoots because their digestive system sucks, which means they have to eat 30 pounds of bamboo a day to survive. They don't like to mate, so their numbers are significantly lower than they should be.
And look at that stupid look on this panda's face. He is happy to do nothing in the interest of self-preservation. Stupid panda jerk.
Quoted: Animal handlers in China have developed a "sexercise" program to try to encourage extinction-threatened pandas to overcome their notoriously low sex drives. Featuring hip and pelvic-strengthening "dances" for male pandas, the program also sees inexperienced pandas watching their older relatives make love to learn a few moves.

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