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  • I think even the real Steve Jobs reads this guy for advice.

  • eric - Oct 04 2007 | apple, funny, blogs

    Fake Steve Jobs is brilliant.

    Quoted: I'm just so sick of being told that I'm arrogant. I've been hearing this all my life. I'm not arrogant. I'm smarter than everyone else, and I have better taste. That's not arrogant. It's just true. Do you have any idea how maddening it is to be this smart and to create perfect products and then have frigtards tell me I'm arrogant because I won't let them mess with perfection? Did Leonardo da Vinci finish his big statue of David and then say, Hey, any frigtards who want to add an extra leg or a third eye right in the forehead or whatever, well, go ahead, have at it? No. He did not. He said, Get the f$@k away from my statue, jackass. You can look at it. That's it. And oh yeah. Pay me.

    • Tosh - Oct 04 2007

      It's funny to count in the comments how many tools point out it was Michelangelo not Da Vinci who did David. Hehe.

    • eric - Oct 04 2007

      Heh. That IS funny and I totally missed it.

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