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  • ms.kruse - Nov 18 2008 | funny, books, AV Club, movies

    Hilarious.

    Quoted: As evidenced by the wave of shrieks moving across our nation's Hot Topics, Twilight, the teen vampire romance that has captured the hearts, minds, and vocal cords of teenage girls, lonely moms, and inappropriate underwear manufacturers everywhere, opens on Friday. ....
    So the formula for fervent teenage girl/mom of teenage girl fandom is a romance involving someone who is part scary creature, part parent-friendly trend. What will be the next abstinence vampire? A few ideas (You're welcome, movie industry):

    Purity Ring Werewolf
    100-Calorie-Pack Wild Centaur
    Anti-Reality-Show Warlock ...

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