I wouldn't mind learning german that way, if i can pick the wombat.
he's gotta be purdy...

Then it all turns out that he made it up to get attention. It's sad when you want to believe in something and it turns out to not to be true. I felt the same way about the Soviet Union and the Easter Bunny.

i'm with shadowpuppetmaster on this one. does the rape include the appropriate accent or would i have to get a second wombat for a german accent?

"Apart from speaking Australian now, I'm pretty all right, you know."

LOL

yeah, i imagine it must be tough finding out that you speak australian. it's pretty traumatic, being reminded of the assault each and every time you speak, like a set of linguistic scars on your unconscious. and knowing that behind them all is the cute and luvably furry little face of your adorably precious wombat attacker.

that's how i feel uttering HIS name.

"mistah EFF"...

man, i'm gonna miss the smile....you need to keep me posted on his latest action. take lots of pictures!'

oh, and hernando's cooking....DANK!

will do. soon as i get a camera.

wtf is going on here.

i'm going to gay ol' pah-ree for three months starting in 14 hours. the subletter, a guy in our dept. named hernando, is an awesome cook.

--and we want german wombats to rape us. (so we can speak german. and have german accents if we so please).

whoa. i just noticed that it's illegal to use phones for fictitious purposes in New Zealand. that's pretty harsh. phones are for purely informational purposes only down there, eh?

fictional purposes include informational purposes, since information is a fiction... so i guess thats +1 wombats.

oh and you are shitting all over connie's dot with things no one even wants to understand. but yeah have fun in gaytown.

this banter is awesome!
connie approves....i hope.
more fictional fictions!

...and stories about how i be eatinz good foodz ferm here on out!

i think you should convince hernando that his name is gerardo and that he needs to take a future train back to boston.

done and done.

oh i forgot to tell you SPM, but hernando finally inquired about MISTAH EFF! right before i left. i just laughed and tried to tell him that i always fail to explain it to people, but that he shouldn't feel worried about it and that it wasn't like we're in a cult or anything (because, as i said under my breath, its 'More than a cult!'). anyways, he dropped the subject, but it is bound to come up again. maybe you should stage a chant session too. or put an 'i Saw you' in the ChiReader for Hernando. basically, make all your points about F to hernando subtle (while keeping them very very sharp). maybe it's the delirium of sleep dep (i'm in a heathrow net cafe btw), but it just occurred to me that we've never had an opportunity like this before. i like to think of it as an experiment in the white-labcoat and mouse-subject sort of way. and we all know who wears the labcoat in our house. that's right: doctor smiles...

his smile is draped in labcoats!

also i like this mista eff thing.