yay!! lutheran pride <---double meaning

Quoted: The country’s largest Lutheran denomination is urging bishops to refrain from disciplining gay and lesbian clergy members who are in committed same-sex relationships.

HAHA joey "saddamy" joe redot.

Quoted: A Berkeley watchdog organization that tracks military spending said it uncovered a strange U.S. military proposal to create a hormone bomb that could purportedly turn enemy soldiers into homosexuals and make them more interested in sex than fighting. Pentagon officials on Friday confirmed to CBS 5 that military leaders had considered building the so-called "Gay Bomb."

its a offical: cats are dirty and they make you crazy, clinically.

my other secret? back vowels.

Quoted: The key to sexual attractiveness may lie in having the right kind of name, US researchers say.

my beauty secret? pms!

Quoted: Women with high levels of the sex hormone oestrogen have prettier faces, research suggests.