What do you do when you've run out of cash at the poker table and don't want to have your knees broken to settle the debt? Offer your first-born, of course! I can't believe that someone is trying to collect on a 16-year-old debt of a 2-year-old daughter especially considering the poker winner is the girl's uncle.

Quoted: A teenage girl in southern Pakistan, whose late father lost her in a poker game when she was 2 years old, has asked authorities to save her from being handed over to a middle-aged relative.

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Quoted: A man says he broke into an apartment with a cavalry sword because he thought he heard a woman being raped, but the sound actually was from a pornographic movie his upstairs neighbor was watching.

Man...how do you win a game with negative 5 yards passing and no offensive scores? Not only did the Texans win, they did it with 23 points on the board. With a game total of 37 points in their showdown with the Raiders, there was only one offensive score. This game was a total mess; I just want to see it to watch the ridiculousness that must have gone down.

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Umm...I don't know what to say other than you have to see it and Japanese Anime is sooo fucked up.

Umm...why? I guess as a xmas present for that firestarter in the family... Check out the video.

Quoted:QUESTION: What does it take to build a flashlight powerful enough to set fire to newsprint, roast marshmallows, or blind an attacker?

Quoted:ANSWER: A few Maglite parts, an Osram Sylvania light bulb "overclocked" to 80 times the luminosity of a standard shiner, and twelve 1200mV NiMH batteries capable of sustained 10 amp draws.

Please tell me this is a gag...

Quoted: "For too long we have turned to proven software companies with expertise in computer security for protection, now our computers will be protected by the power of prayer at a much lower cost to taxpayers," said Bush.

Yay!! Way to encourage our youth into successful career paths.

Quoted: Gizmodo, the gadget guide. So much in love with shiny new toys, it's unnatural.

Quoted: A gay couple flying from Paris to JFK on American Airlines were told by the crew and purser that they weren't allowed to touch or kiss each other. When they questioned this, the captain came out of the cockpit and threatened to divert the plane. American Airlines says this was all according to procedure, because kissing of any kind isn't allowed on AA flights.