Oh yeah!! You know that your Valentine's Day will be made that much more "steamy" by booking a nice, romantic table at your local...wait for it... ... WHITE CASTLE?!? Apparently they are offering private, waited tables with hostess seating for V-Day. What's next, fillet mignon at McD's?

This guy Gil calls up phone sex services and tells them that he's into some really weird shit. These are the recordings from the calls he makes. I'm really surprised at how well some of these girls keep up with the fantasy of being, for instance, Clippy the paperclip from MS Office. Pretty funny stuff.

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This bit uses footage from the 1960s experiments on spiders where Dr. Peter Witt gave different psychoactive substances to spiders to study their effects on web building. This short was put together by the First Church of Christ and is absolutely hilarious!!

Redot from Katherine. This vid had Mike rolling out. It's pretty funny. SNL skit where Fred Armisen plays Steve jobs at a "press conference" for new iPods.

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Umm...I don't know what to say other than you have to see it and Japanese Anime is sooo fucked up.

We've all been there: sitting at the movie theater, watching the next inane reiteration of Hollywood junk, when that crazy feeling of cliche-deja vu hits us. Well, here is a list of 20 movie cliches that we've all seen a million times. It's pretty entertaining.

Quoted: 5. The adorable/precocious/solemn/creepy little kid with a retarded haircut: This character either provides "adorable" comic relief or creepy ambiance (or both, depending on the movie). And he/she always has a stupid haircut. As seen in: Jerry Maguire, The Sixth Sense, The Ring, Superman Returns.
Quoted: Why it's lame: Kids in movies are so unrealistic that it makes me want to throw my ovaries at the writer. They're not adorably wise, hilariously precocious, or creepily contacting the evil spirit world. They're booger eaters, Gogurt slurpers, and pants wetters. And why the hell can't any kid in any movie have a remotely decent haircut? Shaggy near-mullets should be grounds for child abuse.

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A hilarious Colbert bit involving feminists. Jane Fonda and Gloria Steinem are well-respected activists and they come on the show to discuss the women's movement. Colbert adds his touch of flair by holding the dialogue while cooking "the greatest dessert in the world, the american apple pie."

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A large compilation of 435 vids of internet-shared goodness. I haven't viewed the whole thing, but about 30% of it was old hat for me.

Quoted: The Ultimate Compilation by: yourdailymedia.com NON-STOP funny, crazy, extreme amazing and cool videos for 35 mins. enjoy the awesomeness

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What happens when the new guy in the office is hot stuff? A g-string show, of course!