The entire Bible translated into kitty pidgin. Wow.

Quoted: 7 Ceiling Cat axt Saitin, "Wher wuz u?" Saitin saied "Oh, hai. I'z wuz in ur earth, wawking up and down uponz it."8 Teh Ceiling Cat sayd "Has u seen mai servnt Job? He can has cheezburger cuz he laiks me."

Oh man, it was crazy! Probably nothing to West Coasters, but it felt pretty cool.

Quoted: The magnitude 5.2 quake hit just before 1am today and was centred near Market Rasen, Lincolnshire. Its effects were felt as far away as Wales, Scotland and London.

Praise the Lord! We're organizing!

Three of my greatest loves: geology, water, and history.

Quoted: Some are challenging earlier ideas about how water naturally flows because the streams studied then were not “natural archetypes” but rather the artifacts of 18th and 19th century dam-building and deforestation.

Quoted: 'Elizabeth: The Golden Age' tells the thrilling tale of an era - the story of one woman's crusade to control love, crush enemies and secure her position as a beloved icon of the western world. As Elizabeth's cousin Mary Stuart conspires with Philip of Spain to topple the throne, Sir Francis Walsingham, Elizabeth's trusty advisor works tirelessly to protect her from the many plots and conspiracies against her. Preparing to go to war to defend her empire, Elizabeth struggles to balance royal duties with an unexpected vulnerability in her attraction to Raleigh.

Quoted: Ebola fever has infected 101 people and caused 22 deaths, state media reported on Saturday.

I didn't actually read the study, and I'm sure it should be taken with a grain of salt, but I really like that the first commenter uses the oppression of women as his defense of men's environmental habits. Ecofeminism isn't complete bunk, I see. Good stuff.

Quoted: Lord knows we men are to blame for most things -- but global warming?

I think I like Maureen Dowd most because of how much fun she seems to have. Sometimes I think she's just projecting her own little plots and schemes onto these poor politicians, but truly, I wish I could spend my days observing famous people and then writing weird little ethnographies about them. And I wish bloggers wrote as well as she does; it would make the internet so much more enjoyable.

Quoted: She turned her body away, refused to meet his eyes and froze him out. Again. And he looked taken aback. Again.

Slagers reeking havoc again. We aren't related to this guy are we? It generated almost a full page of letters this week.

Quoted: It should come as no surprise that Calvin College finds itself sitting on a fence.