The Onion's parody news articles showcase a deadpan sarcasm of impressive depth and wit; odds are you've been forwarded more than a few. Though its Web site has gotten ad-heavy and publisher emeritus T. Herman Zweibel no longer editorializes on its pages, The Onion remains a stalwart provider of grade-A genuine humor.

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