rofl.

Quoted: Michael Jordan confirmed he was returning to his marriage with two simple words faxed to his wife Juanita's attorneys: "I'm back."

even i'm not this optimistic. but ohhhkaaaay.

Quoted: Under Skiles, Chicago has become a defensive juggernaut (opponents shot a league-low 42.6 percent from the field last season) and will be even more impenetrable with the additions of four-time Defensive Player of the Year Ben Wallace and three-time All-Defensive Team forward P.J. Brown. While the Bulls' offense has been roundly criticized, many scouts felt Chicago was among the most dangerous teams in the league last season thanks to outstanding perimeter shooting. "They can make a 10-point lead disappear in less than a minute," says one Eastern Conference scout. "They can run waves of shooters at you that are dangerous as soon as they cross half-court."

shawn kemp sighting

:( bye bye toni

Quoted: NBA veteran Toni Kukoc is likely to retire after failing to interest the Milwaukee Bucks or Chicago Bulls in signing him. "It looks like I'm done," Kukoc told the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel on Monday after playing in a charity golf tournament. "There are teams that want me, but I don't want to go far from home." Kukoc lives in Highland Park, Ill., and the Bulls and Bucks are the two closest teams. - National Basketball Association news