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Quoted: ... The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints — a nonprofit religious organization that may have up to $30 billion in wide-ranging assets — is trying to buy Facebook. That’s according to Zach Klein, the co-founder of video site Vimeo, now employed at comedy site CollegeHumor, is hearing from within the company.

Quoted: But best of all is the fact that radio show host Biscardi explained that both Whitton and Dyerbeen have received death threats throughout this whole discovery. I can only assume this is by Bigfoot's wife who is pissed that they murdered her husband and have been milking his corpse for money. Vengeance is yours, Mrs. Foot.

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Quoted: Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

Quoted: Everyone likes cake, right? Especially if the cake is a Star Trek-themed one made by Charm City Cakes, the crew from Food Network's Ace of Cakes (Hi, Mary Alice). But if that were really true, then what's behind the meltdown from Trek fans once pictures of Charm City's cake were leaked online? Photos of the cake - which includes an awesome Sulu

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Yes, We Shall!

Quoted: Luminaries join forces for the Cobra Commander '08 Campaign Music Video - Features music by Jonathan Mann of MannMade.tv

Quoted: The technique was described as one of the better forms of "coercion" the CIA has ever used. It involves surrounding the detainee with HDTVs, a Bose stereo sound system, and repeatedly playing Kwame Brown's highlight video of the Lakers/Suns third quarter. Interrogating agents refer to it as "Kwame Screening," and have said that it always leads to detainees screaming and confessing.

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Quoted: For a majority of likely voters, meaningless bullshit will be the most important factor in deciding who they will vote for in 2008.

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For K.

Ahaha. Awesome.

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