Quoted: Make yourself a sonic screwdriver out of orange juice, vodka and ultrasonic vibrations. Drink the whole thing in one go.

"Honk, if you're paying my mortgage" bumperstickers. I can't believe I am Faving something on the Tennessee Republican party web site, but I love it.

Quoted: The Tennessee Republican Party proudly introduces its newest bumper sticker, designed to help you protest the bailout-mad Congress’s headlong rush into fiscal madness. You can get yours for a small donation to the Tennessee GOP. One for $5 or three for $12. We’ll pay the shipping.

Quoted: What’s the best selling office product on Amazon.com this New Year? Perhaps printer ink and paper for all those holiday pics? Cases for all the new laptops received this Christmas? Try: none of the above. While Obama may credit the web for his successful White House run, at least one corner of the Internet is voting Palin 2009; currently leading

Ha.

Quoted: jump-you-fuckers

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Smokey the Robot?

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Quoted: ... The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints — a nonprofit religious organization that may have up to $30 billion in wide-ranging assets — is trying to buy Facebook. That’s according to Zach Klein, the co-founder of video site Vimeo, now employed at comedy site CollegeHumor, is hearing from within the company.

Quoted: But best of all is the fact that radio show host Biscardi explained that both Whitton and Dyerbeen have received death threats throughout this whole discovery. I can only assume this is by Bigfoot's wife who is pissed that they murdered her husband and have been milking his corpse for money. Vengeance is yours, Mrs. Foot.

Ahaha.

Quoted: Who would have guessed that when you remove Garfield from the Garfield comic strips, the result is an even better comic about schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, and the empty desperation of modern life? Friends, meet Jon Arbuckle. Let’s laugh and learn with him on a journey deep into the tortured mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness in a quiet American suburb.

Quoted: Everyone likes cake, right? Especially if the cake is a Star Trek-themed one made by Charm City Cakes, the crew from Food Network's Ace of Cakes (Hi, Mary Alice). But if that were really true, then what's behind the meltdown from Trek fans once pictures of Charm City's cake were leaked online? Photos of the cake - which includes an awesome Sulu