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    0 starsakabagel | Shared With: Everyone - Sep 11 2006 | movies
    Crank (2006)

    Crank wins the prize. Haigh stamp of approval. I laughed my ass off so many times. They did not hold back. THIS MOVIE IS REDICULOUS. 9/10

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    • sousa - Sep 11 2006

      I couldn't agree more! Great, mindless action flick that definitely didn't take itself seriously (ie see anything by Bruce Willis). My favorite line is early on in the bathroom scene: 20 black guys coming chargin in, guns cocked and loaded and the dealer says: "y'all like some Somali n#ggas up in here!" And of course, the scene in Chinatown was so friggin over the top it's bound to be an american pulp classic!

    • sung - Sep 11 2006

      wow - i'm gonna have to check this movie out. that's 3 positive reviews i've seen on blue dot thus far.

    • timchao - Sep 11 2006

      That was some crazy plant shit...

      Awesome!

    • akabagel - Sep 11 2006

      Yeeaaah! It's not a typical action movie where you have nothing but mindless fight scenes. The action is mostly Chev rampaging and wreaking havoc everywhere he goes. But what made it so great was all this crazy action being combined with hilariously funny shit

    • seregine - Sep 11 2006

      I like Kutta's description - he called it the "Army of Darkness" of action movies.

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