Quoted: Several major research libraries have rebuffed offers from Google and Microsoft to scan their books, instead signing on with a nonprofit effort.

Interesting- a bike path through Revolutionary War sites in Mass.

First of all, I can't believe this really happened.
Second, the city really did shut down (the Coast Guard blocked off the Charles River).
Third, Aquateen Hunger Force makes me really happy and my living room wall looks something like this picture and I'm oh so proud of the Mooninites for creating such a disturbance.
Fourth, what the hell did they expect?!!! They put those stupid lights on literally Every Bridge In The City!!!
And finally, I would just like to point out that CNN is also owned by Turner Broadcasting and knew that it was a hoax and went along reporting the story as a bomb scare anyway. Fucking sue Turner Broadcasting instead.

Quoted: Suspicious devices turned out to be part of a marketing campaign by Turner Broadcasting to advertise a cartoon television show.

Greatest Place Ever!!