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The crowd noise in this video is hilarious. Nothing to subdue a spring football crowd like a trampled handler.

Quoted: CU's mascot Ralphie V running at the spring game on April 19, 2008.

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This is awesome. Lauren's dog needs this.

Quoted: I built the ball machine because I thought my dog Jerry, might like it and that it would be something fun for me to build. So after two years of on and off ...

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Happy St. Patrick's Day. Here is a classic.

Quoted: Leprechaun in Crichton.

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Just once I'd like to catch something like this on my local news.

Quoted: This is one of my all-time favorite 'on air fights' between a reporter and the anchorman in-studio. This is from a local New York broadcast live a few years...

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Drew, I think it should be mandatory for famous white guys to speak Spanish in front of large crowds at least once a year.

Quoted: Mark Madsen's classic speech at the 2001 Lakers victory parade.

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Back-back-back-back-back gone!! Chris Berman *(from!?... ESPN)* goes off the deep end.

Quoted: Title says it all.

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It's time to dust off the old American Idol drinking game, good for a limited time only. Here are the rules:

1. When possible, guess if the next audition will be good or bad. If they prove you wrong, drink.
2. If a contestant cries, drink.
3. If a contestant uses profanity or gives a censored hand gesture, drink.
4. If a contestant sings a second song, continues singing after the judges ask him/her to stop, or is asked to perform any additional talents, drink.

Feel free to add a fifth qualifier of your own choosing. Last year there was an epidemic of contestants walking into the locked side of the double doors upon their exit, so we used that as our fifth.

Jason Anderson, you cost me about two beers in 3 minutes last season with this doozy of a trifecta. Well done.

Quoted: Jason Anderson, 2007 American Idol Reject

She gets absolutely crucified in the comments section. For a CNBC anchor that presumably makes a better than average salary, she is f*cking needy and high maintenance.

And as far as hot TV news anchors go, she isn't even in the top 10. Melissa Theuriau? Okay I might reconsider my position for her. Erin Burnett isn't even a Jane Skinner or Mika Brzezinski.

Quoted: To draw the attention of CNBC anchor Erin Burnett away from the ticker, think schedule savers and travel, from Men's Health Magazine

Quoted: 3. Do Something Special for My Parents - Family is important to me, so round-trip business-class tickets to Australia and New Zealand for my parents would earn you big points in my book

As far as I am concerned, these highlights should be a part of the package on Sportscenter every Tuesday morning. This show was everything I hoped it would be. They did an excellent job of recapturing the over the top machismo from the male gladiators, especially with Wolf, Titan and Toa.

NBC.com has the entire episode available for free.