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It's time to dust off the old American Idol drinking game, good for a limited time only. Here are the rules:

1. When possible, guess if the next audition will be good or bad. If they prove you wrong, drink.
2. If a contestant cries, drink.
3. If a contestant uses profanity or gives a censored hand gesture, drink.
4. If a contestant sings a second song, continues singing after the judges ask him/her to stop, or is asked to perform any additional talents, drink.

Feel free to add a fifth qualifier of your own choosing. Last year there was an epidemic of contestants walking into the locked side of the double doors upon their exit, so we used that as our fifth.

Jason Anderson, you cost me about two beers in 3 minutes last season with this doozy of a trifecta. Well done.

Quoted: Jason Anderson, 2007 American Idol Reject

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Wait for it... wait for it... Oh no!

Threat Up: Battle Dancing
Threat Down: Evangelists.

Quoted: Times Square Battle Dancers