The Fark Headline: Senator Byrd (D-ramatic) wants to have Michael Vick executed for dogfighting. Funny, who knew the Senate had that power

I hate the idea of dogfighting as much as the next person, but I think Vick is really going to get railroaded on this one. If you step back and take a look at the momentum this is gaining, he may well come out of this situation as bad or worse than OJ Simpson.

Quoted: Michael Vick Dogfighting Case Makes Way to Floor of U.S. Senate, Democratic Sen. Robert Byrd declares outrage, saying he wouldn't mind witnessing his second execution 'if it involves this cruel, sadistic, canabalistic business of training innocent, vulnerable creatures to kill.'

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My guess is that the only thing fake about this is probably the logo on the ball lining up right down the center of the frame as it screams towards the camera.

Quoted: Wayne Rooney features in the latest Nike Football video, showing off the Total 90 laser. He marks out his aim on the camera and then ...