You've got to love situational faith. Apparently voting is prohibited, but flying around the world to make millions of dollars, attend red carpet events and award shows is not.

Quoted: Serena Williams would vote for Barack Obama if she could. Don't even ask Venus Williams what her political leanings are..."I'm a Jehovah's Witness, so I don't get involved in politics. We stay neutral. We don't vote," she said. "So I'm not going to necessarily go out and vote for him. I would if it wasn't for my religion."

Quoted: Fans will be able to catch up on the Beijing Olympics on their laptops during their commute this summer.

Awesome.

Quoted: Users must have Microsoft Windows Vista to use the service, which runs on the operating system's Media Center.

Fail.

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Thats Thomas McCotter (R-MI) from Livonia, Wayne County. Apparently he's missed the last 8 years of fiscal "responsibility" from "conservatives".

Perhaps this might have been useful at a Republican fundraiser or rally, but on the floor of the House Of Representatives I can't imagine what it accomplished.

Quoted: Rep. McCotter took to the House floor to try to translate for the American public in a speech entitled -- "Speaking Democrat:"

Mark your calendars folks. Television's apocalypse begins July 15th on G4.

Quoted: Take, for instance, "Hurl," an eating-and-regurgitating competition in which contestants gorge themselves on everything from chicken pot pies to peanut butter sandwiches, then get strapped into spinning contraptions -- whoever vomits last wins.

Personal accountability, the latest victim of No Child Left Behind.

Quoted: At issue is a memo sent to high school teachers Thursday -- the day grades were due for seniors -- saying staff will not be allowed to mark students as failing because of attendance. Students received grades for the third and fourth marking periods plus a final exam, and previously were required to pass at least two of the three. That rule also was eliminated. Teachers were told passing grades in the district's computer system would be locked, preventing staff from lowering them for any reason.

Of course GRPS officials characterize attendance issues a little differently. According to them Grand Rapids public schools are just teeming with geniuses:

Quoted: Committee chairwoman Amy McGlynn said some students "don't need to be in a seat for six hours every day in order to understand the content. We need to look at how long kids really need to be in school. The end process is more important than how you get there."

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You stay classy Fox News.

Quoted: A fist bump? A pound? A terrorist fist jab? The gesture everyone seems to interpret differently. We’ll show you some interesting body communication and find out what it really says.

For a good tree bringeth not forth corrupt fruit; neither doth a corrupt tree bring forth good fruit. For every tree is known by his own fruit. For of thorns men do not gather figs, nor of a bramble bush gather they grapes. "
(Luke 6:43-44)

Quoted: As members of the Democratic National Committee's Rules and Bylaws panel voted in favor of the measures, some supporters of Hillary Clinton's White House bid rose from their seats and began to shout “Don’t steal my vote!” and “Let’s go, McCain!” Several paced the back of the ballroom, yelling at the committee members and chanting “Denver! Denver!” – the site of this summer's Democratic presidential nominating convention. When Barack Obama’s name was mentioned, boos filled the room.

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Listen to Morely Safer, 60 Minutes and a bunch of middle-aged dinosaurs stereotype and tear down people born in the 1980s.

Quoted: Millennials 60 minutes

How any Democrats can still vote for this woman is beyond me.

Quoted: "My husband did not wrap up the nomination in 1992 until he won the California primary somewhere in the middle of June, right? We all remember Bobby Kennedy was assassinated in June in California. I don’t understand it."