carino99 | Shared With: Everyone - May 23 2009 | satire, abortion, obamaSATIRE: In an effort to shut down the U.S. Naval Detention Center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, President Barack Obama today declared some 240 enemy combatants held at Gitmo to be 'human fetuses'. While accused terrorists have access to attorneys, and nearly-limitless legal appeals, a fetus has no legal standing, cannot speak for itself, and is subject to the death penalty without regard to guilt or innocence. - THE WASHINGTON EXAMINER
carino99 | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 23 2009 | abortion, satire, feminism, free speech
SATIRE - First of all, feminists will not be allowed to mention their status as feminists. A few semesters ago, a feminist student in one of my classes said – right in the middle of class, mind you – “I’m a feminist.” It offended me when she said that. That is why I am banning such statements for the duration of the semester. The simple awareness of the presence of feminists in my classes offends me. No other reason need be offered. Just shut up and comply with the rule. - TOWN HALL.com
carino99 | Shared With: Everyone - Mar 04 2009 | news, satire, abortion"You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, but they're being pressured by the People's Republic of China and they have nowhere else to turn ..."
[The Onion gets something right, whether they meant to or not: The ugliness of China's enforcement of the one-child rule.]
carino99 | Shared With: Everyone - Jan 28 2009 | abortion, commentary, satire
SATIRE: “Poor people are a luxury we just can’t afford,’ said Rep. Pelosi, “They cost us a lot of money to maintain; what with food stamps, housing and health care. So if we can rapidly reduce the number of poor people through contraception and abortion, that’s a net gain for federal and state budgets, and a fast track to economic recovery. Every poor baby prevented is like money in the bank.”

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