SATIRE - First of all, feminists will not be allowed to mention their status as feminists. A few semesters ago, a feminist student in one of my classes said – right in the middle of class, mind you – “I’m a feminist.” It offended me when she said that. That is why I am banning such statements for the duration of the semester. The simple awareness of the presence of feminists in my classes offends me. No other reason need be offered. Just shut up and comply with the rule. - TOWN HALL.com

OPINION - The murder of Dr. George Tiller is tragic in a number of ways, beginning with a life created by God that was misspent on the destruction of life. The incredible irony of where he was slain cannot be lost: the most notorious abortionist in America was gunned down at a church where Tiller "had attended … for a long time." I have to ask the question that is one which strikes at the heart of much of our spiritual, social, moral and political condition today. What was he being taught in this church? Tiller was obviously comfortable in this church, and it is evident that the pastoral leadership was comfortable with him. - WORLD NET DAILY

SATIRE: In an effort to shut down the U.S. Naval Detention Center at Guantanamo Bay, Cuba, President Barack Obama today declared some 240 enemy combatants held at Gitmo to be 'human fetuses'. While accused terrorists have access to attorneys, and nearly-limitless legal appeals, a fetus has no legal standing, cannot speak for itself, and is subject to the death penalty without regard to guilt or innocence. - THE WASHINGTON EXAMINER

Clinton said: "“[W]e know that Margaret Sanger's work here in the United States and certainly across our globe is not done. ... I want to assure you that reproductive rights and the umbrella issue of women's rights and empowerment will be a key to the foreign policy of this Administration." - C-POL

"You see, when a mommy and daddy love each other very much, but they're being pressured by the People's Republic of China and they have nowhere else to turn ..."

[The Onion gets something right, whether they meant to or not: The ugliness of China's enforcement of the one-child rule.]

NBC is coming under fire from pro-life advocates for rejecting a television commercial a pro-life group hoped to run during the Super Bowl. The ad shows an ultrasound image of an unborn child and asks what would happen if President Barack Obama had been a victim of abortion. The commercial is sponsored by the pro-life Catholic group Fidelis and its CatholicVote web site.

SATIRE: “Poor people are a luxury we just can’t afford,’ said Rep. Pelosi, “They cost us a lot of money to maintain; what with food stamps, housing and health care. So if we can rapidly reduce the number of poor people through contraception and abortion, that’s a net gain for federal and state budgets, and a fast track to economic recovery. Every poor baby prevented is like money in the bank.”