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    0 starscarino99 | Shared With: Everyone - 5 days ago | satire, sports, super bowl
    Colts, Saints Blinded By Natural Sunlight Upon Arrival At Stadium

    SATIRE - Members of both Super Bowl teams, who played the majority of their regular season and playoff games in domed stadiums, squinted in pain and sought refuge from the sun Thursday after walking onto the field at Miami's Sun Life Stadium. "What is that thing? It's not gonna be on during the game, is it?" said Saints running back Pierre Thomas, who experienced lingering spots in his vision after his attempts to look directly at the unfamiliar object. "Usually, stadiums have, like, a lot of little lights on the ceiling. I really hope that burning spot thing just goes away before kickoff." During the team's afternoon walk-through, frightened players reportedly retreated into the stadiums' interior when, according to Thomas, "the air started doing this freaky swirling around stuff for no reason."-- THE ONION

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    0 starscarino99 | Shared With: Everyone - Jul 14 2009 | money, sports
    Olympic hopeful opens brothel to pay for training

    A cash-strapped Olympic hopeful in New Zealand says he has been forced to open a brothel to fund his bid for taekwondo glory in 2012, but officials say his entry into the sex trade could mean his exit from international sport. Logan Campbell insists he should be entitled to compete as his Auckland business does not violate New Zealand liberal laws on prostitution. The 23-year-old, who finished in the top 16 in Beijing after losing his first match, says he needs to raise $190,000 over the next two years. "This is perfectly legal, so I do not see why I would wreck my chances," he said. -CNN.com

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    0 starscarino99 | Shared With: Everyone - Jun 27 2009 | news, sports, israel, basketball, nba

    Israeli basketball star Omri Casspi took a huge step in his Israel-to-NBA saga Thursday when he became the first Israeli player ever selected in the first round of the NBA Draft - an important, but certainly not final, stage in an attempted journey to the world's preeminent professional basketball league. Casspi is the focus of a national obsession with the idea of an Israeli making it into the NBA, in which some 20 percent of the players are foreigners.

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    0 starscarino99 | Shared With: Everyone - May 23 2009 | satire, economy, newspaper, hockey, sports
    Struggling newspaper asks team captain to cover hockey playoffs

    SATIRE - Immediately following an interview Wednesday with Sidney Crosby, Pittsburgh Post-Gazette reporters handed their notepads, cameras, and press passes to the Penguins captain and asked him to cover the Eastern Conference Finals. "You'll be there already, right?" said sportswriter Dave Molinari, assuring Crosby he would receive the newspaper's standard $85 in compensation for each freelance article accepted. "It would save the paper a lot of time and money is all. Just remember to spell-check, because there's no real Sports editor anymore." - THE ONION

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    0 starscarino99 | Shared With: Everyone - May 19 2009 | sports, tennis
    No more rain on Wimbledon's Centre Court

    The Wimbledon Tennis Championships will have a very different look this year. The Centre Court, where all the finals are played, has the benefit of a new retractable roof -- ending "rain stopped play." - NPR.org

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