Red Faction: Guerilla, Fat Princess, and Phantasy Star Portable. David Ellis graced us with his presence for the Fat Princess discussion and the crew spends the day in the park.

Fat Princess is one of the most highly anticipated PSN games coming out in 2009, and many PS3 fans are looking forward to this combination of cutesy cartoon characters and blood and gore. It is quite the interesting mix, and I was lucky enough to get a chance to try it out...

Remember the classic video games? The 8-bit masterpieces of our sweaty-palmed youth. Inviting some friends over for a Maniac Mansion all-nighter, huffing asthmatically into a cartridge to clear out the dust, or the thrill and crushing disappointment of rescuing a princess, only to discover youve really just saved a fungus.

New Haven, Connecticut - Profoundly sidetracked Yale scholars have been working feverishly to determine the statistical accuracy of finding the hypothetically kidnapped Mushroom Kingdom Princess in a castle.

No matter how many monsters stand between our hero and the captured princess, there is one thing we grow to rely on: our trusty sword. More then just a piece of flimsy steel, it is through this blade that our protagonist can carve his/her niche in to the annuls of history.