LOL ...

*tears* ... gotta be bait, but still hilarious.

lol

Quoted: Then explains his method of using RBI, which does little or nothing to fix the problem. It's like saying, "Throwing money into your toilet is bad, because if you throw money in your toilet, you won't be able to use it to buy food, or furniture. Instead, you should set it on fire, and toss the ashes into the toilet. That way, the toilet won't clog."

Well played, Cleveland. No way it's a coincidence.

Quoted: Teams have been known to go to extraordinary lengths to get an edge. But the Cleveland Indians swear Thursday night's choice of pre-game singer is not a piece of gamesmanship.

LOL. Ichiro is the quote master.

“To tell the truth, I’m not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to,” Ichiro said through an interpreter. “If I ever saw myself saying I’m excited going to Cleveland, I’d punch myself in the face, because I’m lying.”

Ichiro is the world's greatest odd quote factory. Like Berra, but not on purpose.

Quoted: If she’s an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed.

This is awesome.

Quoted: While some say Jamie Moyer is in the twilight of his career, Jim Caple has proof from the future that he's only just begun.

FJM, brilliant as usual.

Quoted: How is that the conclusion?! The conclusion should be: in small numbers of data points, there is bound to be enormous fluctuation. This is like saying: yesterday it was sunny, today it poured. Surely, some Fertility God disapproved of our elk sacrifice.