<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><?xml-stylesheet type="text/xsl" href="http://faves.com/xsl/rss.xsl"?><rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" xmlns:media="http://search.yahoo.com/mrss/" version="2.0"><channel><bd:feedUrl xmlns:bd="http://faves.com/syndication">http://faves.com/users/derek/rss?st=user%3aderek++tag%3a%22the+onion%22</bd:feedUrl><title>Faves: derek</title><link>http://faves.com/</link><description>Your community view of the Web.</description><language>en-us</language><pubDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:04:50 GMT</pubDate><lastBuildDate>Thu, 24 Dec 2009 11:04:50 GMT</lastBuildDate><generator>Faves RSS Generator</generator><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>Faves Logo</title><url>http://faves.com/images/logo_login.gif</url><link>http://faves.com/</link><width>140</width><height>30</height></image><item><title>Immigration: The Human Cost | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</title><description>&lt;img src="http://i.faves.com/01/61/f3ec/90880bd0/a44d9529ec1b0a26c2_5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;Really thought provoking stuff here.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quoted: The Onion News Network's Jean Anne Whorton looks at how immigration has affected one former corporate executive.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/81133224927"&gt;Faves Comments: 2&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://faves.com/Out.ashx?u=http://www.theonion.com/content/video/immigration_the_human_cost&amp;amp;d=81133224927&amp;amp;t=news,immigration,the+onion&amp;amp;ls=rss"&gt;View original page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/81133224927</link><guid isPermaLink="false">297.81133224927</guid><pubDate>Thu, 29 Mar 2007 01:00:24 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>derek</dc:creator><dc:subject>news,immigration,the onion</dc:subject><media:content url="http://i.faves.com/01/61/f3ec/90880bd0/a44d9529ec1b0a26c2_5.jpg" type="image/jpeg" width="125" height="64" /><media:thumbnail url="http://i.faves.com/01/61/f3ec/90880bd0/a44d9529ec1b0a26c2_1.jpg" width="30" height="15" /></item><item><title>Ping-Pong Rules Adjusted For Girlfriend | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quoted: EDEN PRARIE, MN—After having won three consecutive ping-pong matches by increasingly wide margins Saturday, David Richter, 27, adjusted the...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/77681302514"&gt;Faves Comments: 1&lt;/a&gt; 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| &lt;a href="http://faves.com/Out.ashx?u=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/50814&amp;amp;d=59383889672&amp;amp;t=news,the+onion,funny&amp;amp;ls=rss"&gt;View original page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/59383889672</link><guid isPermaLink="false">297.59383889672</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Jul 2006 07:31:29 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>derek</dc:creator><dc:subject>news, the onion, funny</dc:subject><media:content url="http://i.faves.com/01/43/06bf/50abf131/78c77ae7a4244f3f45_5.jpg" type="image/jpeg" width="125" height="86" /><media:thumbnail url="http://i.faves.com/01/43/06bf/50abf131/78c77ae7a4244f3f45_1.jpg" width="30" height="21" /></item><item><title>Sports | The Onion - America's Finest News Source</title><description>&lt;img src="http://i.faves.com/01/1d/ebdc/4eff3410/301cbb339f16a90471_5.jpg" /&gt;&lt;p&gt;The Onion's sports coverage, including the gem pictured here ...&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Quoted: Daytona 500 Honors Dale Earnhardt's Memory With Wall Of Fame Across Track&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/46598806390"&gt;Comment at Faves&lt;/a&gt; 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It is updated daily online and distributed weekly in select American cities.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/37593703422"&gt;Comment at Faves&lt;/a&gt; | &lt;a href="http://faves.com/Out.ashx?u=http://www.theonion.com/content/node/42360&amp;amp;d=37593703422&amp;amp;t=the+onion,rosa+parks,civil+rights,satire,funny,news&amp;amp;ls=rss"&gt;View original page&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://faves.com/users/derek/dot/37593703422</link><guid isPermaLink="false">297.37593703422</guid><pubDate>Thu, 10 Nov 2005 02:41:43 GMT</pubDate><dc:creator>derek</dc:creator><dc:subject>the onion, rosa parks, civil rights, satire, funny,news</dc:subject><media:content url="http://i.faves.com/01/03/bc35/5abb351e/ae52dc6f58a85501e1_5.jpg" type="image/jpeg" width="125" height="84" /></item></channel></rss>