Hilarious post (if you're in the top 1% of nerddom, that is) on language suckage using Google Code Search as a source.

Search source code using Google -- interestingly, can use regular expressions. Not sure how this ranks against the other options in this area, I really don't search for actual source code that often.

It's sad that this is entertaining to me. Really, really sad.

Quoted:
if(you.WantToBe(my.Lover))
for(int i = 0; i < my.friends.Length; i++)
you.GetWith(my.friends[i]);
while(true) {
last();
friendship.Ends = false;
}

OK, why am I blushing? :P