Stunningly accurate ...

My twisted little pony ...

lolz

Quoted: One of his friends came up with an idea to contact the thieves.
"He said 'I'm going to text these guys, I'm going to blow some smoke their way,'" Heuss said. "He said. 'I'm going to tell them I've got a bunch of hot chicks, as if I'm texting you, and that we've got some drugs, too.'"

Quoted: "I'm by the cheese. They sure have a lot of it here. I'm in line to get a cheese sample from the cheese some in year."
"Cheese some in year?"
"You know, the fancy cheese man. They have cheese some in years at nice restaurants."

So true, so true ...

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Catchy!

Quoted: Hello Sarah Palin we wrote this song for you because we see you from Russia! Plz respond to our emails!! We like to hear from you!!leerikssoon as i wayk up i...

LOL ... prevent drunk emailing.

So very true ...

Quoted: A cartoon about life as a programmer.

A peek into my life ...