The list ... mostly underwhelming, Clemens and Tejada are the biggest names, but neither is terribly surprising. Brendan Donnelly is not just a cheater with the glove.

Quoted: Here are some new active players brought to light as users of performance-enhancing drugs by the Mitchell Report.

Start the drum rolls.

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Byrd is looking a lot sketchier here as well. These writers are the Game of Shadows authors, so they're fairly authoritative.

Quoted: The same dentist prescribed growth hormone to Paul Byrd, the Cleveland Indians pitcher previously identified by The Chronicle as buying nearly $25,000 worth of growth hormone through the same anti-aging clinic.

The sky is blue, 2 + 2 = 4, aaaaand ...

Quoted: “I have betrayed your trust,” said Marion Jones, who won five track-and-field medals at the 2000 Sydney Olympics.

Marc Ecko bought #756, and is letting the public (yes, the same public that comments on YouTube videos, see http://xkcd.com/202/) vote on its fate.

Won't be long now, the way he's swinging the stick.

Quoted: The countdown is on. Barry Bonds is closing in on Hank Aaron in a hurry. Bonds hit his 740th home run Sunday, connecting for the second consecutive game and helping Matt Cain earn his first win of the season in the San Francisco Giants' 2-1 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks.

He's gonna break the record. Sorry, but he is.

Quoted: Bonds homered in his only two at-bats Sunday in the San Francisco Giants' last exhibition game, an 8-5 loss to the Oakland Athletics.

Quoted: Tiger Woods says he encourages testing on the PGA Tour for performance-enhancing drugs as soon as possible to make sure golf remains clean.

Bonds and McGuire's unnatural growth, as seen by baseball cards.