Quoted: EDEN PRARIE, MN—After having won three consecutive ping-pong matches by increasingly wide margins Saturday, David Richter, 27, adjusted the...

Since I'm not playing real fantasy football this year (need to focus on fantasy baseball, I'm terrible at football), I might have to try The Onion's Fantasy Football league :)

Sonics fans might appreciate this article.

The Onion's sports coverage, including the gem pictured here ...

Quoted: Daytona 500 Honors Dale Earnhardt's Memory With Wall Of Fame Across Track

Well isn't this nice ... lol.

Quoted: After his militant Islamic party took the majority in Palestine's recent elections, Ismail Haniyeh called for a "giant summit with all living Israelis" Monday, rekindling international hopes for peace in the war-torn region.

LOL ...

Who would've thunk it?

Podcasts from The Onion -- sweet.

Ahhh, satire without barriers ... :P

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