drew_s | Shared With: Everyone - Jan 30 2008 | funny, theater, politics, satire
This sounds hilarious. The quoted dialogue comes from an effort to shake down the Big Turkey folks for a bribe in exchange for the annual turkey pardon.
Quoted: “I pardon your turkeys, what does that imply?” he says to a turkey wrangler. “That the birds I haven’t pardoned, the turkeys each American actually eats on Thanksgiving, are criminals?” He adds, “I want a number so high even dogs can’t hear it.
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