For you pork enthusiasts out there on the west coast...

Quoted: A Spokane, Washington-based couple have imported Hungarian Mangalica pigs to the States in a bid to introduce the American palette to superior quality meat.

I want a call from space if any of you ever vacation there. Andras Simonyi is, of course, more famous for being one of Stephen Colbert's most charming guests.

Quoted: Andras Simonyi, the ambassador from Hungary, was walking down Massachusetts Avenue Saturday when his cellphone rang. "Hi Andras," said the caller, "this is Charles." As in Charles Simonyi -- the Hungarian American billionaire who bought a seat on a Russian rocket. He was calling from the international space station.

Quoted: Once a lawyer, he plans to work for a public interest law firm. But one of his many goals is to force Starbucks to put him back on the payroll. So if all goes according to plan, in a few months Gross will be a rather exotic specimen in the labor market -- a barista with a law degree.

Quoted: [DC Madame] Palfrey originally threatened to sell those records to pay for her defense, but a judge barred her from doing so.

So she gave the list of clients away for free....hahhaha. I really hope that judge's name is on the list. This could get interesting.

Again, sorry for Wonkette's crassness. But I think they have some pretty great takes once in awhile. I guess all my "geeky fanboy love" for Obama might not be warranted. But the antichrist accusations seem equally undeserved.

Quoted: He’s just a politician who hasn’t been caught yet.

(I still think he's fully capable of winning in '08, provided there aren't a lot of skeletons in the closet. The rumors are inevitable - hide your daughters, etc.)