Not quite as funny.

Quoted: "Isn't it funny how you didn't even notice you were in my space?"

Quoted: There are also secret street people. They'll note not just overt rudeness but also the silent waves of superiority you may emanate while standing at the bus stop...

There's a Seattle etiquette consultant?

Quoted: Bill splitting is one of the most common concerns that Seattle etiquette consultant Mary Mitchell hears from clients. Taking turns getting the check or dividing the bill roughly along the lines of each person's order is just fine, she says. So are even splits if everyone's along for the ride.

This is great (kind of). I wish they would do it for apartments!

Quoted: All single-family homes in Seattle must sign up for table-scrap recycling in 2009, the City Council decided Monday.

Quoted: Seattle Times, you sure know how to get our attention. Above this story about how the King County Department of Health was considering banning trans-fats, ...