A collection of funny things Apple WILL NOT engrave for you on your ipod.

This is pretty funny. Apple's new OS depicts Windows machines with the blue screen of death.

Fake Steve Jobs is brilliant.

Quoted: I'm just so sick of being told that I'm arrogant. I've been hearing this all my life. I'm not arrogant. I'm smarter than everyone else, and I have better taste. That's not arrogant. It's just true. Do you have any idea how maddening it is to be this smart and to create perfect products and then have frigtards tell me I'm arrogant because I won't let them mess with perfection? Did Leonardo da Vinci finish his big statue of David and then say, Hey, any frigtards who want to add an extra leg or a third eye right in the forehead or whatever, well, go ahead, have at it? No. He did not. He said, Get the f$@k away from my statue, jackass. You can look at it. That's it. And oh yeah. Pay me.

The Onion tells us what they're excited about on the new iPhone:

Quoted: Exclusive link to Google Street View so you can watch yourself using your iPhone at all times