Scary. Photo gallery of the Creation Museum in Kentucky.

Quoted: A trip to Petersburg, KY (outside Cincinnati) to the Creation Museum to learn how dinosaurs walked the earth with Adam and Eve, "Land of the Lost" style until they were all conveniently flattened into layers of rock by a giant several-mile-high tidal wave that somehow replaced the 40 days and nights of rain. Oh, wait, the dinosaurs survived that, too, they were on the Ark. And they were herbivores until Adam and Eve sinned, then there were weeds, Cain Killed Abel, and the crack epedemic started. Or something like that. Special guest star: Chris Glass