Um, yeah. Flock of seagulls, meet car. Car, meet flock of seagulls.

Quoted: A judge convicted a longshoreman Monday of killing 189 seagulls that were roosting at a marine terminal and fined him the minimum $14,175 — or $75 per bird.

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Variations on a theme. Dungeons and Dragons gone horrible awry on Reno 911.

Quoted: A human liver and part of a head were accidentally delivered to a couple's home instead of the northern Michigan lab that was expecting them, delivery service DHL said.

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Roller-man! Roller-man! Does whatever a roller can! Where are the brakes?

You know you want the magnetic bed. No sleeping with a metal plate in your head...

Quoted: Gizmodo, the gadget guide. So much in love with shiny new toys, its unnatural.

Awesome blog post on where to flee to in the Puget Sound should a zombie attack occur. You should go and post your own ideas.

Thanks to user: adam for Dotting this first.