eric | Shared With: Everyone - Aug 05 2008 | McSweeney's, Penthouse, funny
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Nov 07 2006 | McSweeney's, politics, vote, funny, Matthew Baldwin, defectiveyeti
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Nov 07 2006 | books, McSweeney's, William T. Vollmann
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Sep 27 2006 | McSweeney's, funny, Tony Hawk, AA
Now these are pretty funny - imaginings of possible Hugo Chavez Anger Management Issues. Check out this one where he gets mad at his Playstation 2 console:
Quoted: Tony Hawk! Chico! Listen to me! You are coward, Mr. Tony Hawk! You are an Ignorant, a Skateboarder Immoral, a Half-Pipe Assassin! You hoard your power, birdie, while other, far superior characters such as Rune Glifberg and Rodney Mullen suffer your tyranny! You are disgustingly incapable of performing freestyle tricks, and are only mediocre at switch stance, Mr. Tony Hawk! Your Double Kick Flip Indy is not so impressive, either, Hawk Man! Your own colleagues mock you, Burro Man!
Quoted: Personally, you have angered me, birdie! You start yourself with 8 out of 10 spin points? You are a liar! A liar, Mr. Hawk! You cannot spin so good! You grossly understate Kareem Campbell's hang-time abilities, Hawk Man Ignoramus Clown! Why is he the only black skater on your little game, Racist Donkey?
Quoted: And why are you always the strongest character on your own video games, Mr. Tony Hawk? I will tell you why! Because you are coward, Mr. Tony Hawk! A wolf in sheep's cloth! Mr. Tony Chicken Hawk! Mr. Tony Donkey Hawk!
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Sep 20 2006 | McSweeney's, music, funny, RIAA, parody
This one is great! McSweeney's doing a parody of a letter the RIAA might send you...
Quoted: The Recording Industry Association of America has enriched your life through music since you were a baby. But now you betray us? We will destroy you. This is your notice that you will be sued for one of the following:
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Sep 07 2006 | McSweeney's, Howard Zinn, Noam Chomsky, The Fellowship of the Ring, J.R.R. Tolkien
eric | Shared With: Everyone - Feb 15 2006 | McSweeney's, John C Reilly, Wholphin, video, film, blogs
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