Quoted: Marilee Jones, MIT’s dean of admissions (you can’t make this stuff up), resigned on Monday after it was revealed that she did “not” have degrees ...

Quoted: Steve Martin used to do a routine that went like this: "You too can be a millionaire! It's easy: First, get a million dollars. Now..." If you put that routine between hard covers, you'd have "The Secret,"

Excerpt from patent case oral argument before the Supremes:

Quoted: Chief Justice Roberts: Who do you get to be an expert to tell you something’s not obvious.

Tom Goldstein: You get –

Chief Justice Roberts: I mean, the least insightful person you can find?

(Laughter.)

Quoted: To be honest, I had problems peeing in there, guess I’m not used to peeing while a few dozen people walk right by.