I think my vote would be for "Cheese Problems Solved". If you have read "The Eyre Affair" you will know why this book could acutally be relevant. ;)

LONDON (Reuters) - They may not leap off the shelves into the best-seller category, but the books shortlisted for the oddest book title prize certainly grab the attention. I was Tortured by the Pygmy Love Queen" recounts the tale of a fictional U.S. World War Two fighter pilot who is captured by jungle pygmies led by a sadistic woman.