Quoted: Seattle residents would be able to toss meat and dairy scraps into yard-waste containers and quit separating recyclable materials next year under a plan announced ...

Because what will solve all of our problems is more extruded factory food.

Quoted: It may well be that industrially packaged macaroni and cheese inoculated with white-bean purée (Lapine) or home-boiled macaroni with reduced fat cheddar and some cauliflower ...

WTF is a cigarette without nicotine? And who would buy it?

Quoted: If we can prevent cigarette addiction at the outset, we shouldn’t waste another day.

I work on a website that sometimes seems to be overrun by anorexics...

Quoted: Thinness and beauty are prerequisites for perfection, which to today's young women appears to be the only road to happiness. Under that logic, women's bodies ...

The packaging looks like an ipod

Quoted: In studies, about half of those taking Alli in combination with a diet and exercise plan lost 5 percent or more of their body weight ...

Isn't that what's supposed to happen with "a diet and exercise plan" anyway? Oh, and you get "occasional loss of bowel control" too...