Ah, yes. The Internet reveals its true worth once again.

Imagine this: You park your used car at the edge of the Muffinz-And-More parking lot down the street. You agree to meet with a prospective buyer even though he is offering you $1000 less than you're asking. The prospective buyer arrives first. The only reason he/she sticks around is to hear you say something to effect of, "What the fuck did I do to deserve this?"

I don't know exactly what it is, but this one makes me chuckle out loud.

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It's time for a bit of refreshment!

Who wants to go with me?

This is what I heard when I went to Chicago. I was so there, man!

The revolving door attached to the Bush administration swings open again, this time for the incompetent Tommy Thompson.

Quoted: "It is ironic that former HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson's firm won the contract to provide the services, given the history of delay from the Bush administration when he was secretary and now," said Rep. Carolyn Maloney, D-N.Y. "But I am glad these heroes are finally getting the help they deserve."

Report on Whether Public Statements Regarding Iraq by U.S. Government officials Were Substantiated by Intelligence Information - Public Release date of June 5, 2008.

I just stumbled upon this site and I feel empowered by the collection of recommendations and how-to articles.

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