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mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - yesterday | humor
Quoted: He appears self dressed in his favourite T-shirt. Horray! I notice that favourite T-shirt is a tad snug. He has been fond of Curious George for many a long year and chortles gloriously at the mischievous tales. Since this was a welcome departure from Dinosaurs, and Thomas, my oldest daughter painted this specially designed creation
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 2 days ago | humor
Quoted: This is a drawing kindly provided by "Andrea" from "Andrea's Buzzing Around:." If only I could draw like "that." Pincer or Pincher grip definition:- A skill that "generally" develops in infants between the age of 12 and 15 months. Can you do it? Not "draw like Andrea" but put your hand in that position? Many people can't or have great
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 3 days ago | humor![Impartial and partially biased [England is evil 11]](http://i.faves.com/01/3e/50c9/cd77aeff/93994c874fffd7fe98_5.jpg)
Quoted: I grow weary of the three little monkeys, and short of bananas after a few days, but it’s only to be expected after experiencing the monkeys at "Longleat Safari park." “Peanut butter mun keys! Peanut butter mun keys! Peanut butter mun keys!” he chants, oblivious and very, very busy. "So how long do you think he's going to keep
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 4 days ago | humor![A den of vipers [England is Evil 13]](http://i.faves.com/01/fd/c97c/6dc02fc0/a073452779b26cfc9c_5.jpg)
Quoted: He stops dead in front of the gate before taking up a horizontal position on the ground. “What’s up love?” “Nuffink.” “Don’t you want to come down to the beach?” “Nope.” He sounds calm but you never can tell. “You can’t stay there love, people will trip over you.” “I am wait.” “What are you waiting for?” “For everyone to be coming.” I lean against
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 5 days ago | humor
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 6 days ago | humor
Quoted: "Perseveration" Definition:- Perseveration is the uncontrollable repetition of a particular response, such as a word, phrase, or gesture, despite the absence or cessation of a stimulus, usually caused by brain injury or other organic disorder. This is another variation on "Perseveration" and how it can pan out in "adults," maybe you might recognise
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 7 days ago | humor
Quoted: The trouble with holidays is that they are just so exhausting. Without the bribery of ‘electronics’ time, we fail miserably in the ‘discipline’ and ‘routine’ departments. Even when we ignore the issue of jet lag, they’re still up and buzzing about until gone 11 every night. “Go to sleep and tomorrow we shall have a treat!”
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 8 days ago | humorQuoted: In England I find that the establishments we frequent do no provide napkins without some positive request on behalf of the patron. I feel exceptionally grumpy as my brain has been turned to mush by the latest mantras:- “Roger! Over and out!” with accompanying hand gestures and microphone voice, interspersed with “intruder alert! Intruder alert! Intruder
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 9 days ago | humor
Quoted: I assumed that the joys of "Longleat" had passed him by completely, but after a few days I find out otherwise. Every time the bell strikes and I have a moment to draw breath, I find him teetering around on one leg, ballerina style. "What are you doing dear? You'll do yourself a mischief if you're not very careful!" "I am be do my exercises." "Really!
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 10 days ago | humor![Indigo child! [England is evil 9]](http://i.faves.com/01/2e/ca9d/1d05e528/ae2b2a02595a1544aa_5.jpg)
Quoted: “I am liking the English wimmins.” “Yes indeed. I remember that you told me that.” “Why?” “Why did I remember?” “No.” “No?” “Why you are not one?” “Why am I not one what? A woman? I am a woman.” “No.” "English?" "No!" “No? Lets start again.” “Why you are not being an English punk?” “Er……I’m probably too old to be a punk.” Has
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