mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - Jul 16 2008 | humor
Quoted: I assumed that the joys of "Longleat" had passed him by completely, but after a few days I find out otherwise. Every time the bell strikes and I have a moment to draw breath, I find him teetering around on one leg, ballerina style. "What are you doing dear? You'll do yourself a mischief if you're not very careful!" "I am be do my exercises." "Really!
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 2 hours ago | humor
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 14 hours ago | humor
Quoted: Hosted by "Tracy" at "Mother May I," but the photo-picture below will whizz you right there with one click. Just call me snap happy. The artist at work! [Elder daughter] Whilst she worked late into the night on her latest project, I was inspired to scribble a quick cartoon to my son. I left one at the foot of the stairs where I knew
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - yesterday | humor
Quoted: Annual "Review" - Horrid Henry by Francesca Simon, illustrated by Tony Ross The great thing about a blog isn’t the "memories" but accurate "20-20" recall. Not so long back the primary swear words around here were 'Barnacles' and 'Fishpaste,' from Spongebob Squarepant. I listen to my American children and their strong accents as they abuse each other.
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 2 days ago | humor
Quoted: I stand in the middle of the kitchen listening to NPR tell me that my brain, just like everyone else’s brain is incapable of multi-tasking. I happen to agree with them even though my behaviour betrays me. The implication, is that people positively choose to multi-task, rather than having multi-tasking thrust upon them. Personally, I can think
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 3 days ago | humor
Quoted: My ‘silent’ son has a sudden burst of chat. I beam as he chats, as it’s one of those monologues that I don’t want to staunch. Interruption generally equates to stall. I know more facts about Pokemons that I could ever once imagined. I am so impressed with his ability to sit stationary on a chair whilst his legs pump beneath him, a performance worthy
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 4 days ago | humorQuoted: Thirteen Things about spotting incriminating evidence 1. I know who stole the Sharpie pen, the evidence is written permanently on his face. 2. I know who unraveled the toilet rolls from the partial square stuck on his foot. 3. I know who hid the toothbrush, next time hide your sister’s. 4. I know you can use scissors now because of the evidence
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 5 days ago | humor
Quoted: Do the math! Who needs words? 1 + 2 = 3 I do have some words over at my other site, "Alien in a foreign field" called "GMT" If you enjoy caption competitions and photographs, you may wish to nip along to"DJ Kirkby" over at "Chez Aspie" and test your brain power.If you like what you read, send it to someone in 'need.'
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 6 days ago | humor
Quoted: Several kindly persons have seen fit to remark about the vast quantities of art work that bedeck the walls of our family room, but to all things, there is a season. Every summer at the end of school, I remove them all, pack them up into a bundle for each child and pop them in the attic. This is why the attic is not only a fire hazard
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 7 days ago | humor
mcewen | Shared With: Everyone - 7 days ago | humor



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