Quoted: Have you seen a truly awful piece of Photoshop work? Clumsy manipulation, senseless comping, lazy cloning and thoughtless retouching are our bread and butter. And ...

Enjoy, Ms fans!

Quoted: "It's not the classic DH situation where you expect a professional baseball player to at least put together a major league-quality at bat, but what do I know about baseball? I'm a millet farmer from sub-Saharan Africa," Riggleman said while farming millet. "I feel good every time he walks up to the plate, primarily because here, in America, I have clean water and food with enough niacin in it to stave off pellagra. Plus, very little chance of getting sleeping sickness."

It's taken me 25 years to grow up enough to properly appreciate this very funny book. Four chapters are excerpted here, starting with chapter 16: Wm. Goebel: He Kept Trying

Amazingly hilarious. Really well done, will probably show up in a video store near you soon.

Funny Friday afternoon time waster ...

Quoted: Celebs and Famous People who looks like other, um, things and stuff. For your 15-minutes of entertainment break.

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haha.

John Oliver on the Daily Show.

LOL, absolutely awesome.

Quoted: My Super Sweet 16: An English Perspective. Charlie Brooker turns his burning gaze on Sweet 16 brats.

Ha, great site for smart, free e-cards.

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Oil prices are starting to hit the military.