Quoted: The identity of Ireland's most notorious motorist has been uncovered, after Police realised they were recording Prawo Jazdy – the Polish term for driving licence – instead of the offender's name for more than 50 different Poles.

Love the Onion

Quoted: Officials confirm that all online data has been lost after the Internet crashed and was forced to restart.

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Quoted: Has President Bush lived up to any of his promises? David Letterman takes a look.

Quoted: A mom is after all a mom: Super Squirrel Mom

This is great! Don't know how I missed it. Ron Howard goes back in time to endorse Barack Obama.

Quoted: Ron Howard wants to talk about the election. So does Andy Griffith and Henry Winkler.

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This very well done.

Quoted: You got served!! WWW.MINIMOVIE.COM

Tina is a perfect Sarah Palin. (Thanks moohaha)

Quoted: Gov. Palin and Senator Clinton address the nation

I saw about 60 goats next to the dog park on my way to work (in urban Seattle between Capitol Hill and downtown). They're there to clear the brush.

Quoted: On my walk downtown this morning, I noticed a heard of goats making short work of the overgrown hillside along I-5, oblivious to the rush hour traffic yards away. The dogs at the park noticed too. One dog’s visit, in fact, had to be cut short, when he tried to jump the fence to reach the greedily grazing goats. (Like he would have known what to do with them if he did manage to make it over the fence.)

It's fun to use Twitter to see people's first reactions to this scene:
http://search.twitter.com/search?q=seattle+goats

ReFave. This is quite entertaining, as one would expect.