There are just no words for Sarah Palin. This comes close though.

I love the tellin' it like it is. Keep it comin'!

Quoted: Former GOP senator calls Palin a 'cocky wacko'.

Funny comic strip.

Quoted: WASHINGTON—Enlisted by members of the House and Senate, presidential aide Rebecca Tandy brought a copy of the international climate-change treaty to President Bush's desk Monday and asked him to sign a birthday document for a Japanese dignitary named "Kyoto Protocol." "Mr. Protocol really likes treaties, so we got him this treaty instead of a card, so if you could just—all the other countries have already signed it," a nervous Tandy reportedly said ..

This is a really amusing and interesting little interactive piece on time travel. Perfect for your afternoon coffee break if you're a science dork like me.

Quoted: There is nothing in the laws of physics to prevent time travel. But what would it really take to build a time machine? Explore the possibilities.

Funny Friday afternoon time waster ...

Quoted: Celebs and Famous People who looks like other, um, things and stuff. For your 15-minutes of entertainment break.

If you watch the video all the way to the end you are rewarded with some Ru Paul.

Hilarious rant against flavored Vodkas.

Quoted: You'd think that if any country were on our side in this war, it'd be England. What with their strong beer and football hooligans, surely they'd sooner break that bottle of pomegranate vodka over your head than drink it. You'd be wrong: Inside every hooligan beats the heart of a metrosexual who only wants to sip Flirtinis and make bitchy comments during "What Not To Wear."

Best Craig's List ever.