ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Nov 18 2008 | funny, books, AV Club, movies
Hilarious.
Quoted: As evidenced by the wave of shrieks moving across our nation's Hot Topics, Twilight, the teen vampire romance that has captured the hearts, minds, and vocal cords of teenage girls, lonely moms, and inappropriate underwear manufacturers everywhere, opens on Friday. ....
So the formula for fervent teenage girl/mom of teenage girl fandom is a romance involving someone who is part scary creature, part parent-friendly trend. What will be the next abstinence vampire? A few ideas (You're welcome, movie industry):Purity Ring Werewolf
100-Calorie-Pack Wild Centaur
Anti-Reality-Show Warlock ...
- ms.kruse | Shared With: Everyone - Mar 07 2009 | books, funny
A gal after my own heart. Will have to check out her book/blog. I love the banner on this page.
Quoted: We know that books such as The Satanic Verses and Harry Potter have caused millions of children worldwide to become possessed by Satan. Does this mean that true Christians should not read books? Let's see what the bible has to say about that:
“And Judas begat Phares and Zara of Thamar; and Phares begat Esrom; and Esrom begat Aram; And Aram begat Aminadab; and Aminadab begat Naasson; and Naasson begat Salmon; And Salmon begat Booz of Rachab; and Booz begat Obed of Ruth; and Obed begat Jesse.”
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